Lessons In Cortinese

I'm pretty much a nutter.


Part art/doodle blog, Part technical theatre,
Part nerd blog.
Expect craziness.


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omnbvc:

pastel, cotton candy clouds, flowers. remake of an old drawing.

omnbvc:

pastel, cotton candy clouds, flowers. remake of an old drawing.

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inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

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canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

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gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

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FRIENDLY REMINDER TO THE STEAM COMMUNITY

gillymarverde:

erratictyrant:

DON’T OPEN GMOD, SOMEONE FUCKED WITH IT NOW IT HAS A VIRUS.

SO DON’T OPEN IF IT YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR COMPUTER

Some clarification. This is totally legit. Supposedly, the exploit has been known about for a while.

Anyway, from what I’ve gathered from a few websites, any…

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(Source: emt-monster, via secretlyaperson)

AU ideas!

authorkurikuri:

➸ gets into a cab only to find someone else already inside AU
out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU
cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU
mistaken identity AU
pen pals AU
sit next to each other in orchestra AU
partners in (literal) crime AU (theft? fraud? hacking? murder?)
partners in dance class AU
trapped on a deserted island together AU
wizard AU where one accidentally apparates into the wrong house
protester and police officer AU
lab partners AU
new neighbors AU
one’s blind and falls in love with the other’s voice AU
hair stylist/make up artist and actor/model AU
bffs when they were little but one moved away and they run into each other again AU
mailman(/woman) and person who receives a lot of mail AU
private detective and client AU
➸ archaeologist AU
paramedic AU
runaway royalty and confused commoner AU
android and human AU
ghosts in love AU
go to the same support group AU
just keep running into each other everywhere AU
orchestra player/pianist and concertgoer AU
younger siblings are best friends AU
photographer and model AU
writer and editor AU
immortal and non-immortal AU
➸ screenwriter and director AU
greek god and roman counterpart AU
ALL OF THE AUS

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When you realized that a lot of what Shakespeare wrote was actually really dirty

whatshouldtheatrecallme:

It’s less like

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and more like

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quincourier:

Julius Klinger - 1909
(Apologies for the bad reproduction quality- photographed from a book, unfortunately)
I am not a fan of centaurs, but I had not previously considered centaurs in early 1900s swimwear. 

quincourier:

Julius Klinger - 1909

(Apologies for the bad reproduction quality- photographed from a book, unfortunately)

I am not a fan of centaurs, but I had not previously considered centaurs in early 1900s swimwear

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(Source: mojomomo, via altamirage)